Free profile audit
We look through your public profile and send you an honest audit: what works, what leaks money, what we would change first.
What we actually look at
A profile audit is not a compliment sandwich. We open your public profile the way a first-time visitor does, walk the path from wherever they arrived to the point where they would decide to pay, and write down every place that path breaks. Then we send you the list, in order of what costs you the most money.
The first three seconds
Profile picture, name, bio, banner. A visitor decides here whether to keep reading, and most profiles spend this space on something other than a reason to subscribe.
The offer
What someone actually gets for the subscription price, said plainly. If a visitor has to guess, the guess is always lower than the truth.
Price and its logic
Whether the subscription price fits the offer and the audience, and whether the free-trial and bundle setup is helping or cannibalising it.
The pinned post
The first thing a new subscriber sees inside. This is the most valuable and most neglected slot on a paid page.
The traffic path
How your free platforms actually point at the paid one: link in bio, what the last posts promise, and where the chain drops someone.
The first-week sequence
What happens in the inbox after somebody subscribes. On most unmanaged accounts the honest answer is nothing, and that is where the money is.
What you get back
One document, usually two to three pages, within two business days. It contains the specific findings for your account — not a generic checklist — each with what we would change and roughly what it is worth. Findings are ordered so the top of the list is the thing to fix this week, not the thing that is easiest to say.
It is written by a person who manages accounts for a living, and it is free with no obligation. We are not going to pretend that is charity: some people read it, fix three things themselves and never speak to us again, and some decide they would rather not do this alone. Both outcomes are fine and neither requires a call.
What it is not
- Not a sales call in disguise. You get the document whether or not you want to talk, and nothing in it is withheld to force a conversation.
- Not access to your account. We only look at what is publicly visible. No logins, no analytics, nothing you have to hand over.
- Not a guarantee. Fixing what we find should help, but nobody can promise a number from the outside of an account.
Do it yourself first, if you prefer
Everything we look at is checkable without us. Open your own profile in a private browser window, from a phone, and answer three questions honestly: can a stranger tell in five seconds what they get, is the price defensible against that answer, and does anything happen in the inbox after they subscribe? Most accounts fail at least one.
For the pricing half, the earnings calculator shows how much of your income should be coming from messages rather than subscriptions, and the PPV calculator does the same for send pricing. If you would rather read than fill in a form, the complete management guide covers the same ground at length.
Common questions
Is the profile audit really free?
Yes, and there is no call attached to it. You get the written audit within two business days whether or not you ever want to speak to us.
Do you need access to my account?
No. We only look at what is publicly visible — your profile, your pricing, your free platforms and the path between them. No logins, no dashboard access, nothing handed over.
What do I need to send you?
A platform handle and somewhere to send the result. If there is something specific you want examined — a price you are unsure about, a bio you have rewritten five times — say so and we will start there.
How long does it take?
Two business days. It is written by a person, not generated, which is also why we cannot do it in an hour.
Will you tell me things I do not want to hear?
That is the point of it. An audit that only lists what is going well is a compliment, not a diagnosis. It stays constructive, but it will name the things costing you money.
Ready to see if you qualify?
Two minutes to apply. We read every application ourselves and reply within two business days.